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WALKERBALLS - hilarious quotes from ITV's Formula 1 commentator Murray "Motormouth" Walker.

KEEGANBALLS - weird and wacky quotes from the ex-England football coach.

ATKINSONBALLS - the sayings of ex-Manchester United boss turned TV soccer pundit, "Mr Bojangles" himself - "Big" Ron Atkinson.

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Television
FAMILY FORTUNES - we asked a hundred people..our survey said...
Films
Royalty

QM@100 - the Queen Mother's celebrated her 100th birthday on 4 August 2000. The wit and wisdom of the Queen Mother.

queen mother

 

Politics

BAFFLING BUSHISMS - President George "Dubya" Bush has already left an indelible mark on the English language.

big dubya

 

Crime and Punishment
Love and Marriage
Other
TENANTBALLS - extracts from actual letters sent to various county councils and housing associations throughout the UK from disgruntled tenants.
News in Numbers
THE NEWS IN NUMBERS - the numbers which have been making the headlines.

 

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"QUOTE UNQUOTE"

Who has been making the news in 2000-2001

Pithy quotes from the world of entertainment, sport and the man in the street

 

Sport - Other

"If I lose eight stone, I think I'll be up there with the best of them. I've never ran this far before."

American Samoan Trevor Misapeka, 22 stone and 6ft 2in, who trundled home last  in 14.28 seconds some 30 metres behind the winner in his heat of the men's 100 metres sprint at the World Athletics Championships in Edmonton, Canada. His country's only representative at the games, he was allowed to enter the sprint event after failing to reach the qualifying distance in his own sport - the discuss.

August 2001


"...I'm not even a household name in my own household."

US boxing unknown Mike Middleton, 33, who is reputedly being paid just £3,500 (approx. US$5,500) to fight British Olympic super heavyweight champion Audley Harrison - making his professional debut at Wembley, London, England. 

Middleton lost the fight in the first round - lasting precisely 2 minutes 45 seconds.

May 2001


"Foreigners already think we're the rudest nation on earth. This kind of thing just confirms the image the world has of us."

Embarrassed US sprinter Nancy Perry on the arrogant distasteful behaviour of the USA's men's sprint relay quartet of Maurice Greene, Jon Drummond, Bernard Williams and Brian Lewis following their victory "celebrations" in Sydney, Australia. Patrick Collins of The Mail on Sunday described their posturing and posing as 'loutish arrogance' and 'one of the most cringe-making exhibitions that the Olympics has seen.'

September 2000


"If I carry on rowing, I won't have a marriage."

Five times British Olympic champion, Steve Redgrave, 38, contemplating his future, following his historic victory in the coxless fours at Sydney's Penrith Lakes.

"..will we have to move because we don't have room for his medals?

Steve Redgrave's nine year old daughter to her mother shortly after her father's historic win.

September 2000


"I never wanted to be a swimmer. I wanted to be an air hostess or an actress."

Equatorial Guinea 50 metre freestyle swimmer Paula Barila Bolopa, 18, who finished her heat at the Sydney Olympics 40 seconds slower than the top qualifier. Miss Balopa, who only learned to swim six months ago, had the capacity crowd of 17,500 cheering her every painful stroke.

September 2000

"I thought it was too far for me but I made it."

Swimmer Eric Moussambani, 22, one of the two strong Equatorial Guinea Olympic team, who recorded the slowest competitive time ever for the 100 meters freestyle - after finishing his heat more than one minute outside the world record. He swam his heat alone after the only other two competitors were disqualified for jumping the starter's gun. At the finish, Moussambani, who only started swimming in January of this year, received a rapturous reception from the 17,500 capacity crowd in Sydney, Australia.

September 2000

 

 

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