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Walkerballs

Hilarious quotes from ITV's Formula 1 motor racing  commentator Murray "Motormouth" Walker.

Keeganballs

Weird and wacky quotes from the ex-England football coach.

Atkinsonballs

The sayings of ex-Manchester United boss turned TV soccer pundit, "Mr  Bojangles" himself - "Big" Ron Atkinson.

Music

Films

Television

The Weakest Link

  As the stinging British quiz show 'The Weakest Link' makes its American TV debut,  here is just a taste of some of the rebukes US contestants can expect from quiz host Anne Robinson..

Royalty

QM@100 

The Queen Mother celebrated her 100th birthday on 4 August 2000. The wit and wisdom of the Queen Mother.

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Politics

Baffling Bushisms 

 President George "Dubya" Bush has already left an indelible mark on the English language.

Prescottballs

 British Deputy PM John "2 Jags" Prescott carries on where Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, left off. 

Crime and Punishment  

Love and Marriage

Other

Tennantballs

Extracts from actual letters sent to various county councils and housing associations throughout the UK from disgruntled tenants.

The News in Numbers

The numbers which have been making the headlines.

Education

Genuine answers to GCSE exams. If in doubt try and make the marker smile!!!

Lost in the translation

  Advertising slogans that got mangled up!

Squawks

Complaints submitted  by aircraft pilots to maintenance engineers and their responses...

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The last words of kings, queens, courtiers, lawyers, murderers, doctors, poets, painters, priests, saints, martyrs, philosophers, actors, actresses, millionaires and sportsmen...before they shuffled off their mortal coils.


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Pithy quotes from the world of entertainment, sport and the man in the street

Who has been making the news in 2000-2001


 September 2001


"You can't just stop taking drugs or alcohol. You have to replace it with something. I replaced it with luxury.

 Multi-millionaire singer Sir Elton John on his fondness for the good life.


1 : 5 Grausam!

Headline in the leading German Sunday newspaper Bild  am Sonntag, as England's soccer team inflict a 'cruel'  5 - 1 defeat  on Germany away in Munich, in the vital World Cup qualifying match.


"Are you Scotland in disguise?"

Jubilant English soccer fans to the German team, as the home teams  fans stream away from the Munich stadium, twenty minutes before the end of the match with their team losing 1 - 5 against  England.


"Do bishops really move diagonally?"

Un-named schoolboy to Dr James Jones, Bishop of Liverpool, following his move from Kington-Upon-Hull.


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