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"Grass
doesn't grow on a busy street."
The
follically-challenged former British Conservative Party leader, William
Hague's thoughts on baldness.
May 2001
"I
knew you were expecting me...on my way here I passed a cinema with the
the sign, 'The Mummy Returns'."
British
ex-Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher, addressing a political rally
of the Conservative Party faithful.
May 2001
"I have already thanked the
people of Liverpool for the honour of being a citizen of this famous
city."
Nelson Mandela receiving
the freedom of the City... of Leeds!
May 2001
"It's a
wonderful thing Mother Love - even a skunk smells sweet to its
mother."
Scathing attack by the
Tory Sir Norman Tebbit on how, according to Keith "Mr
Vaseline" Vaz, all the British Press attention regarding the
scandal surrounding the New Labour MP was making his mother ill.
March 2001
"What
was that about?"
US
President George W. Bush to an aide as
British Prime Minister Tony Blair left their first
summit meeting.
March 2001
"Don't be a plank - vote
for Frank."
New
catchphrase of ex-boxer and pantomime star Frank
"Know What I Mean, 'Arry" Bruno (pictured)
as he revealed he is to stand as an Independent
Conservative candidate at the next General Election.
January
2001
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