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Archive Hilarious quotes from ITV's Formula 1 motor racing commentator Murray "Motormouth" Walker. Weird and wacky quotes from the ex-England football coach. The sayings of ex-Manchester United boss turned TV soccer pundit, "Mr Bojangles" himself - "Big" Ron Atkinson. As the stinging British quiz show 'The Weakest Link' makes its American TV debut, here is just a taste of some of the rebukes US contestants can expect from quiz host Anne Robinson.. The Queen Mother celebrated her 100th birthday on 4 August 2000. The wit and wisdom of the Queen Mother.
President George "Dubya" Bush has already left an indelible mark on the English language. British Deputy PM John "2 Jags" Prescott carries on where Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, left off. Extracts from actual letters sent to various county councils and housing associations throughout the UK from disgruntled tenants. The numbers which have been making the headlines. Genuine answers to GCSE exams. If in doubt try and make the marker smile!!! Advertising slogans that got mangled up! Complaints submitted by aircraft pilots to maintenance engineers and their responses... The last words of kings, queens, courtiers, lawyers, murderers, doctors, poets, painters, priests, saints, martyrs, philosophers, actors, actresses, millionaires and sportsmen...before they shuffled off their mortal coils.
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Pithy
quotes from the world of entertainment, sport
and the man in the street
December 2001 "Ms Hurley and I were not in an exclusive relationship when she became pregnant."
US multi-millionaire 'film producer' Stepen Bing redefining monogamy in his relationship with the British film actress, pictured above in her festive red bikini.
"My feeling is that until we catch him, which we will, we won't know where he is." US defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld admitting he hasn't a clue where Osama bin Laden is. This site was created and is maintained by Martyn Peter Wilkinson. Quotes and images not my own remain in the copyright of the originator or else in the public domain. The information contained in this web site is intended for entertainment, educational, historical, and informational purposes only. A Planet Horace Production © 2000, 2001 & 2002 All rights Reserved Worldwide
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Planet Horace's QUOTES OF THE YEAR 2001 Third place...British Ambassador Sir Christopher Meyer, reading a message of sympathy from HM The Queen at a memorial service in New York to the victims of the WTC attack... "Grief is the price we pay for love." Second place...US Secretary of State Colin Powell for... "They can destroy buildings, they can kill people, but they will never be allowed to kill the spirit of democracy. They cannot destroy our society." ...and the WINNER is.... US President George W. Bush for... "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make : Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." Addressing Congress shortly after the terrorist attacks on America. Planet Horace's IMAGES OF THE YEAR 2001 Third place...US President George W. Bush carries on where Bill Clinton left off...
Second place...The impact of the second jet airliner hitting the World Trade Center in New York on 11 September 2001
Picture - Carmen Taylor/AP Photo
...and the WINNER is....
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